Exploding Unicorns! And messed up hearts. :D

AHHHHHHH! Something much better than getting a cell phone just happened. I got a boyfriend. I haven't had a bf since like... last year. And that was an awful experience.



too happy to talk. Going to go eat a duck.. i mean.. chicken.. i mean.. yogurt.. i mean.. bunny... i mean green bean cassarole... mmmmmmm :D

Green Eggs and Ham

Omfg. I was walking down the street from my bus stop and I saw three eight grade boys I knew. It was really awkward because I liked one of them. Anyway, I didnt know where to look. So I just stared down. Eventually, after walking in (almost) a straight line, I looked up. And all three of the guys were looking at me. It was SOOOOO embarrasing. Because my hair was blown back and it made me look like a friggen alein.

And you know that guy I liked? The one who made me pull my hair out because its just so weird? Yeah, my dumbut bucket of friends asked him out for me today and he said No. There goes my self-confidence. OMFG! I just got good news. He might LIKE me! AGGGHHH!!! Apparently he's crazy about me. Who would've thought? CRAZY about ME? Retarded little me. :D

Ninja Bunnies Kick Butt!!! :D

AHHHHH!!!!!! Guess who is getting her dad's cell phone? Blech, you probably say. I mean, daddies are old. But listen. He has a fricken touch screen. Its like.. practically an I-phone.. just not. Its kindof big, but who gives a fuck?!!! IM GETTING AN AWESOME PHONE!! WOOT!!! The minute I walked through the door I started spazzing out, and then I yelled at the dog for chewing on my shoes. That dog needs a bone. -_-

Anyway, I finished my math homework. Which is a relief because that means that I dont have to worry about it until tomorrow when I'll probably lose it. God, I lose everything. I remember back when I was like... 6 or 7. I was REEAAALLLYY into pink.. and princesses. I know, I know. Dont laugh. Because then I'll have to hunt you down with my pimpin' Ninja Bunnies. (Notify Subject) Anywaaaayyyyyyyy.. I lost these really sparkly princess plastic $1.00 high-heel pair of shoes. And I got really REALLY upset about it. I mean come on! I was 6 or 7. I can never tell which. :S Ya know, everybody changes when they grow up... Yay puberty. -gack!-

Blessed Be,

Hannah

Punk Rock Princess

Right now, Im sitting at a computer (Duh!), listening to some German chick named Nena. I love her music. But it sucks because I have no friggen idea what the heck she is saying.

Anywayyyyy...

:D

I have a brilliant, brilliant idea. It was like.. a fricken... epiphany. *Sp?* It was like amazing. You know that Chicken-egg-first thing? Like which came first the chicken or the egg? I JUST FIGURED IT OUT!! The egg came first! Because I think that 2 like.. weird extinct creatures did it, and the thing that came out.. was a chicken!!!!!!!!! Amazing right? Im a genius.

My life is going much better now. I know that is like.. the CHEESIEST thing ever spoken.. or written in a blog.. but its soooo true. The Anti-depressants are helping like.. amazing! But there is the worst thing ever that has ever happened in the history of middle school bad things that has ever happened... although.. i cannot tell you. I wish I could... but its this guy. And I might give him this URL and how will that turn out? BADLY!!! I would die of humiliation and shame. I mean.. he isn't exactly hot.. or.. popular or anything. and he isnt even CLOSE to being my type. NOT EVEN CLOSE! And let me tell everybody out there who know me in real life.. It is NOT Nick. I swear to the Goddess. Its somebody else. And I am dying!!! Seriously. I told my friend, Alaina, and she just laughed. I would too if she liked him. Its hilarious! Blech. Stupid Hormones. Why oh Why does my heart do this to me? -_- I think that stupid blood pumping organ wants to kill me. Kill me with Loooovvvveeeee.Lmfao.

Blessed Be,

Hannah