Feminism Cookie!! Mmmhhhmmm.

As I said, I would save the boy talk for another blog. MWAHAHAHAHA! Im so evil. Its like im watching you and your expression. Well not really. Its more like im psychic. Which I am. Anyway, Back to the point-ness....

Guys (Im sorry to say) are foreign. They MUST be immagrants. I swear. Its like, I cant understand them. Its like one minute they say "I love you", and the next minute its like "Sorry Honey, We have to break up", Its like. What? And second, They seem to be immune to feelings. Yes they feel it too. Sadness, Jealousness, Happiness. But when girls feel it, its like, oh you will be fine. PLUS PLUS they are soooo confusing. Its like, why talk about THAT when you could be talking about THIS? And why are you so perverted when we could be making out? ... Now im just confusing myself. Seriously. I think my brain might implode. Is that a word? Oh now im just rambling. ^_^

Anyway, I have an UBER headache, my throat is dry and scratchy, and I have sniffly nose. I love spring, but i hate spring. Im allergic to pollen... and dust. At least im not allergic to something really weird. Like ants... or grass.. or skin.. or.. music! IF I WAS ALLERGIC TO MUSIC!!! I WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE! Im serious. That is just not cool. I know a girl who is allergic to the Sun. So even if it is like.. 100 degress out, she has to wear long sleeves and pants and she has to stay inside. She is ALSO allergic to sun screen. So that thought is out. Jeez. I would HATE that. I mean seriously, Im not tan AT ALL. Getting a tan for me, is like.. a bug eating a pie in one bite. I burn. Not badly. But just enough to make my realllyyyyyy pink. And i only wear little bits of hott pink, so me and pink. Nuh uh. Not good friends.

Darn. Now my fingers hurt. So does my head. UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Professional Tree Climber

Well.. My fairytale lasted what... 2 weeks? I kinda knew that it wouldn't be as much as I thought it would be. In fact.. It was more. The first date was.. Amazing. Even though I got scared about the movie we were watching and I forced him out.. I seriously think I ruined his night. But still, I loved him. But then I finally realized. I didnt love him as i said i did. I liked him. I liked him alot. But it wasn't love like i had anticipated. It was uber like-ness. Okay, I've said that.. what? Nine times. Probably MUCH less but I am too bored to count. It wasn't meant to be. It is just one guy. Nothing to fret over. He is just a frooky* guy. He doesn't get it. And besides, he is just an obstacle in the way for the love of my life. He will be kind and sweet and he will make me laugh. His eyes will twinkle when I walk into the room, and he will make me pancakes early in the morning when im sick with the flu. He will be loved by my parents, and he will never leave me. He will be with me when I grow old, and he will be there when I die. As I said. Just an obstacle.


But. as for the Title of this blog, you are probably wondering, or maybe your telapathic. When I want to grow up, I want to be an Author/Professional Tree Climber. I can already climb EVERY single tree in my yard. Plus the ones in the neighbors yard. >;D I climbed taller than the house. I just love climbing. It comes naturally to me. AND its invigorating! There is nothing more exciting than having the wind sway the tree in a gentle dance, and blow your hair back as if you were high in the sky. Flying. Of course, My mum... She doesn't like it when I climb as high as I do. She's afraid I will fall and break my neck. Which I never will. Hopefully. Haha. Im kidding. I know that I am going to live my life, fully! Yea, I'll get hurt from time to time, but Hey! Your not a kid forever, right? Well, I will be. Im gonna be a kid at heart for the rest of my life. Hopefully. In a show I watched, the character said "When you grow old, your heart DIES!". I personally agree! I love my parents, and some adults who ARENT my parents, but adults are so... Ugh! They drive me banana's! Its like they are a different species. Which brings us to BOYS!!! But that's a whole different story! ^.^ I gotta save my opinion on the "Superior" species for another blog.. which i will write... TOMORROW! In the words of cheesy T.V shows..



"STAY TUNED!!"




*Uneeded, dumb, (Ex. Boys)

>:S

CHICKEN! Is the bomb! If you dont agree your crazy.. and ugly.. YO MOMMA!... HOBOZ ROCK!!! AND SO DO SPORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!